Day 1: Earth(water only) and Heavens created. Day and Night instilled without the Sun...somehow.
Day 2: Invisible Canopy created--aka firmament between the waters, because he already knew about flooding the Earth & Noah.
Day 3: Land is formed. Trees/Plants/Seeds created, but not a product of photosynthesis because there is no sun yet or water to rain down upon them. This includes marijuana, hallucinogenic and deadly mushrooms, the opium poppy, coca plant, salvia divinorum, deadly nightshade, datura brugsmansia, and all other types of forsaken entheogens and poisonous plants.
Day 4: He creates two lights in the sky, which are later figured out to be a ball of gas and a lifeless rock. Oh and he also created the uncountable mass of galaxies in the universe and called them "stars" just for us to look at.
Day 5: Everything living besides humans was created. (So this is when they argue dinosaurs were created, mmmkay? 1 day /=/ 65 million years) And if you didn't notice, he made male and female versions of all of them which is why he says "be fruitful and multiply" to the animals, they obviously understand and can comprehend when God speaks to them.
Day 6: Man is made and created in the image of God and his angels. Then he steals a set of man's ribs to make a woman.
Day 7: God chills.
Day 2: Invisible Canopy created--aka firmament between the waters, because he already knew about flooding the Earth & Noah.
Day 3: Land is formed. Trees/Plants/Seeds created, but not a product of photosynthesis because there is no sun yet or water to rain down upon them. This includes marijuana, hallucinogenic and deadly mushrooms, the opium poppy, coca plant, salvia divinorum, deadly nightshade, datura brugsmansia, and all other types of forsaken entheogens and poisonous plants.
Day 4: He creates two lights in the sky, which are later figured out to be a ball of gas and a lifeless rock. Oh and he also created the uncountable mass of galaxies in the universe and called them "stars" just for us to look at.
Day 5: Everything living besides humans was created. (So this is when they argue dinosaurs were created, mmmkay? 1 day /=/ 65 million years) And if you didn't notice, he made male and female versions of all of them which is why he says "be fruitful and multiply" to the animals, they obviously understand and can comprehend when God speaks to them.
Day 6: Man is made and created in the image of God and his angels. Then he steals a set of man's ribs to make a woman.
Day 7: God chills.
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